The evening started out innocently enough. After a long, trying day of much overdue shopping, I happened to spot some fantastic snaps on the feed. Jedhu Zong, a photographer I have come to admire, and old friend Cait Tobias were both attending a dance recital in Crete. What a perfect antidote after a day of tedious mesh-wrestling!
I arrived and discretely took my seat amongst a number of Egyptian officials. The crowd was equally as interesting as the performance.
If nothing else, everyone got a good look at my new coat! O.o
After a minor sexual assault perpetuated on the Royal Architect (which seemed to scare away the Guard) I settled in to behave myself and cause no further disruption.
And indeed, it did. I found myself at the dancer's feet, and frantically swung my camera about to try to catch an action shot. Sadly, I had forgotten to hold the alt key and had instead radically altered MY position, and found myself lying on my belly, center stage, at the dancer's feet. He was unimpressed, to say the least.