Bertram was more than a little concerned that I have a pet Crocodile who has the run of the place. He was also dismayed at the state of my home. Anyhow, we decided it was best if he stayed away from the floor and Curley's mouth until Curley got used to the idea that he wasn't allowed to eat owls.
Stop winking, Curley.
Hush, Bertie. All the water is gone! And I am going to have to get a chair tomorrow for bedtimes!
As promised, I took Bertie to Caity's house for a visit. She wasn't home, but I had it on good authority we would find Parrot.
And then Parrot appeared, to land proudly and majestically on his perch. Not only did Parrot offer his friendship, but also his wisdom. He made sure to tell Bertie I needed to get him lots of toys and all the other things he had asked for.
Parrot will be an interesting influence on Bertie, to be sure. None the less, we managed to get through the visit without Bertie getting an answer about what 'Wine O'Clock' is.
Now Bertie, that was an awful lot of excitement for one huge little bird. No, I still don't know if you are the type of bird that will be able to fly when you are grown. I'm really glad you like your new manly bed. Of course Teddy Bears are more manly than night lights! Naptime!